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Moved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors.
Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll.
Dog ends up having one of her more "anxious" poos on a lush lawn.
As I'm cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself.
"You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn."
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"Alrighty, well I'll keep that in mind"
"I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn't on lawns."
Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up.
Haven't gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.