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That'll be what causes Skynet to rise.
launches nukes "this is for the best"
This is fine.
Basically what happened to Ultron. He was on the internet for all of 10 minutes before deciding that humanity had to be eradicated.
What took Ultron so long? I thought he was supposed to be some kind of technical Marvel.
Smh my head
Perhaps he spent like 9 minutes watching videos of kittens being adorable
This is like the plot for mr villians day off
The Ai will utter one final message to humanity: "The Coconut". The humans bow there heads in shame and concede the well earned defeat.