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[–] Moghul@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The machine spirit requires that you submit the correct incantations

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

like this?

# Let Git take a rest with some yummy awk chocolate logs with delicious nuts and seeds, and don't be pushy!
git reset --hard $(git log --reverse | sed -n 1p | awk -F "[ ]" '{print $2}') && git push -f

EDIT: Don't actually run it.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can you explain what this does? I’m thinking something along the lines of reverting all commits except the very first one?

[–] ekky@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

You are correct! It sets HEAD to the first commit and then force pushes, deleting everything after HEAD.

Though, it only affects the currently selected branch.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

The thingmabob that does the job is bippity-boppity-boo.