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[โ€“] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (9 children)
[โ€“] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fight me.

Okay, but I'm bringing my power washer.

[โ€“] ech@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

PSA - Do not use a power washer on your parts.

"Bidet - the power washer for your parts"

[โ€“] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Can I use it in others parts?

[โ€“] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You sound like a man with experience.

[โ€“] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are are people who have never actually used one

[โ€“] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The only people who would fight you about how great bidets are ~~are people who have never actually used one~~

Are people with dirty bums

[โ€“] SynopticVision@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Preach it brother. Enlighten the unwashed (m)asses.

[โ€“] usrtrv@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

After I going through my second ~$30 bidet. I upgraded to a ~$300 Toto bidet with heated water and seat. No regrets.

[โ€“] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It must've feel like being blessed by the rains down in Africa

[โ€“] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I wonder if I could rig up a bidet that would play Africa by Toto while it washed my backside.

[โ€“] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does that work? I don't have hot water or an outlet in my toilet room. Did you have to renovate, or was there service already?

[โ€“] usrtrv@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I have an electric one and just ran an extension cable. If I owned I would definitely install an outlet next to the toilet.

[โ€“] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

One of my life purposes is converting people to The Way of Bidet. I have bought over a dozen as gifts for people and pretty much anybody who is actually willing to install it and try it loves it and hopefully converts others in turn. Clearly superior to wiping in terms of hygiene, saving money on TP, and not irritating the bum.

[โ€“] bearfootbees@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Have you ever tried Linux?

[โ€“] Pattern@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We just got one. We even splurged for the fancy one that hooks up to warm water. It is life changing. I feel very dirty whenever I have to do a poo somewhere else. Underrated appliance, for sure.

[โ€“] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You didnโ€™t know you needed one until you use it. Life changing.

[โ€“] xtremeownage@lemmyonline.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love my bidet.

10/10 for squeaky clean buttholes.

[โ€“] bearfootbees@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

If you're butthole squeaks... Please see a medical professional

[โ€“] beardedrhino@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God damnit. I was hoping reddits love of bidets would stay on reddit, yet here we are

[โ€“] ebits21@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Have you used one? What do you have against them?