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submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Me: Fuck. Here, I swore.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Also contempt of court. Do not pass go.