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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

If you type "biz" instead of "business" in the first couple of lines, surely you're not expecting me to actually keep reading?!

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

I went ahead and read it anyway. I actually had to Google the last word of the article: natch. It's slang for "naturally". We're living in interesting times. Glad the guy got compensated after going through that ordeal.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Funnily enough, I thought the article was written by AI. I guess they trained it off something, lol

[–] doofusmagoo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's just "El Reg's" style; they've been that way for years. Don't let their pseudoinformality fool you, though, they know their stuff.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, you mean they've been getting worse for years! Would expect better from a UK based publication that isn't a tabloid, tbh