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remember, if your gf isn't open source and running locally, you don't own her (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by morrowind@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] RonSijm@programming.dev 92 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show

People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:

Hiiu~~

It's me AI-uuu-Chan!

I'm so sawwd, I don't know weeeuh abwout u!

Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)