Programmer Humor

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This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

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Lights bulbs (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

git add cry

git commit -m "nobody but me will read this anyway"

git push

git end-of-line :-|

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Commit rejected. Rejection message: no crying at work.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Fucking pre-commit hooks

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

I've literally written expressions of existential horror in commit messages. No one reads past the preview, so just make sure the first couple lines are on topic