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If you're blind, then why even wear clothes anymore.
Because in western society walking around naked in public is considered illegal and wrong
Eastern society
I thought of 2 reasons without even trying
I'm sure if I try I could come up with more
Your arguments don't work in heated, low-insect-rate buildings.
Do you have more, or do you give in?
Oh I have a lot more, I like having pants on so when I scratch my asshole I can get a nice streak inside the pants and not moist aromatic fingertips. Also pants are a good fart holder so I can spread the smell over a larger area. Also pants are a good piss catcher for those late coming dribbles that wait till you are reinserting into pants to come charging out. Shoes are good too so I don't get the cockroach mayonnaise on my feet when I smash them.
Just a few thoughts