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A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 months ago by stsquad@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand. You mean everyone goes back to assembly? I could get on board with that.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

think assembly, but without the assembly part.

All the good parts of shit like assembly without all the bad parts of more involved languages like js. Or god forbid front end development frameworks.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean C?

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

pretty much. C but if it was better somehow, basically.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with it? It's about as close to assembly as you can get.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

not much, the point here is that it's somehow better than c, while being c like.

[–] verdigris@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So like Rust?

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

rust, but if it were minimalist, yeah.