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Fortune Teller (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] 30p87@feddit.de 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Compiles in 5 Minutes (you accidentally did it on the RPi Zero W, on a PC it's done in 30 secs)

[–] beeb@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Reimplements in C

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

change code so it no longer segfaults

still is UB, has arbitrary code execution vulnerability

everybody dies

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 8 months ago

But you died faster, that's not to be underestimated