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[–] email@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[–] sag@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yep but I am addicted to it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[–] DiscordMod1999@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

Better version:

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

LMAO yeah I'm keeping it

[–] confused_code_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

100% of people who don't also die

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

[–] Doggystyle_roaches@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

No wonder Kojima only drinks movies