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submitted 10 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, are you a cigarette?

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why? Because I'm smoking?

[–] Master@lemm.ee 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because being around you gave me cancer.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bah gawd! That man has a family!

[–] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 12 points 10 months ago

*had.

[–] gsfraley@lemmy.world 47 points 10 months ago

Haha thanks you too

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, no

Cause my butt is lit and I'm drooling on you

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wait Wait... No

Cause I'm objectifying you so much it's life threatening, but it's ok cause society normalized me

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 10 months ago

Nailed it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You are what you... What you eat?

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

I've seen someone do that. A whole pack.