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[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 47 points 10 months ago

Sweetest thing I've read all day and it's about eating ass

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Never thought I'd read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

genital sex

as opposed to...?

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .

[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 7 points 10 months ago

Look, you must remember: ear sex isn't real sex.