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You put oat milk in mashed potatos but porridge is too far? That's wrong, you're wrong. Eveything is wrong! Oat milk is sweet, like porridge should be.
Potatos are savoury.
What other depths of depravity do you plumb? Are you going to tell me you put orange with oat milk, next? Mix oat milk with toothpaste? Why not just whack all the milks in a blender and summon Satan himself?!
P.S. I like your avatar. Very cute.
The sweetness if fine, offset by lashings of salt and butter (or butter alternative).
I just have to stop for a moment when I realise I'm covering a pan of oats with... the liquid from what would have been another pan of oats at some point. Oatception.
PS: Thanks!