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[–] simple@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

no general purposd language can guarantee a lack of memory leaks

You're going to summon every Rust enthusiast on the platform

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] Jordan_U@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I am myself a crustacean, and we crabs know that lack of memory leaks is not one of the guarantees of safe rust.