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Fools haven't even written it well! Translated:
STOP WRITING
MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE AESSED DIRETLY
YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL ODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilities
Wanted to aess memory diretly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was alled "ASSEMBLY"
"Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me *&* of it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respet for all this time, with all of the omputers we built for them
(These are REAL programs, written by REAL Programmers):
???? ???????? ????????????
They have played us for absolute fools
LUV ‘ODE
LUV LINUX
‘ATE WINDOWS
‘ATE ‘LOSED SOURCE
SIMPLE AS
Thank
what does this omment even say??? i ant see it
Respet earned.
Oh ome one now, an you not be suh a nit piker for one?
Took me too long to understand this, you unt.