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You now have 4 fully functional arms. How do you make use of your new capability? (reddthat.com)

submitted 10 months ago by AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day 😤

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice

[–] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. 😤

[–] Swaziboy@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I fucking LOL'd, keeping it classy Lemmy

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stats? 🎉

[–] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I like my men cute and emotionally attached, none of that one night stand horseshit. There’s glory holes and nasty cum covered adult video cinemas for that sort of thing.

So I’ll reply how I usually do; get to know me 🤷🏽

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m relatively cute, but emotionally dead inside. 😩

[–] flooppoolf@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can fix you 🤤

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

I do enjoy watching a boy struggle. 😈

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs