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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They're actually finely calibrated stones. For instance, my weight is 13 stones and a packet of gravel.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I found them. They are in my shoes. Do you want them back?

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Beard, ma'am? Finest in Jerusalem

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

13 stone and and a pywackett of gravel or twelve stone and three hands?

Use your words, sheesh.