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[–] meat_popsicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Every minute you’re at work you’re under their control - and we all know how much management likes to give up control. If employees could be chained to their desks they’d do it in a heartbeat for “revenue and efficiency improvements”.