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[โ€“] frickineh@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Oh well if you don't do drugs, you're totally safe! Everyone knows police have never kicked down the wrong door, or drunkenly broken into the wrong apartment, or driven a tank into the wrong house and killed someone before checking to make sure they have the right address. They always knock politely and say, "excuse me, are you the drug dealer we're looking for?" before shooting people and/or pets.

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