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“It’s not that hard” (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Quick, somebody teach this man JavaScript.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Actually on second thought, let's just give him a marble notebook and crayons and tell him that's JavaScript.

[–] Kata1yst@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

A notebook and crayons? I think you'd just get back stick figure-esque drawings of cybertrucks with notes like "bulletproof" and "anti-gas attack".

Just like the poor Tesla design team.

[–] hansl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Wasn’t PayPal coded in PHP? That might explain a lot of things…