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Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fuck are they circling?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 10 months ago

A dude in a white hoodie about to get lit tf up by an execution squad.