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More eyes too
Source?
Logic. Most people have two eyes. No people (AFAIK) have three or more. Some people have one or zero. That draws the average number down to less than two, making the normal number of eyes higher than the average number.
Wait, you're the person who said more legs than average, unsourced. Mine's from the same obvious facts
That's whataboutism. You have a source or not, don't make it about me.
They interviewed multiple eye witnesses.
I’m pretty proud to report that I have an above-average number of penises (nearly double, in fact).
However, my wife has grown more balls than I’ve ever had.