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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I chuckled about a Taliban fighter complaining about all the restrictions.

My man fought for Taliban.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just another dumbass who had their face eaten by the leopards

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago

Sounds more like a face eating leopard who ran out of faces and is stuck in a cubicle now.