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What parts of your life do you pretend aren't canon? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Why did you just do that? (leminal.space)
submitted 2 weeks ago by dumbass@leminal.space to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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You know what you fucking did, I saw you do it.

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Help! My computer won't work. Fix it! (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by otacon239@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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How sure are you? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's your favourite alibi? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What name would you give him now? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by GenesisClimber@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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In the movie 'Idiocracy', we were introduced to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Seeing how his second Presidency is shaping up/shaking down, what name would you give Trump à-la Camacho?

I'll start: Pope-President Donald J. Kraznov Shitler-Pootin Trumpstein I, Nobel Prize laureate wannabe

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What's the difference? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What did Ultron see on the internet that made him want to destroy humanity? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What are you too sexy for? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Should I be concerned about my son? (feddit.uk)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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He came up to me today, looked me dead in the face and said "nothing beats a Jet2 holiday", stared for ten seconds then left looking kind of disappointed and embarrassed

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What's the best thing to ram your car into? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What can I legally light on fire? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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If I re-label a can, will the contents change? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 weeks ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What green flags indicate the person you're dating supports Third International Theory? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago by frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Is the G in "gibbous" pronounced like the G in GIF or the G in GIF? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by solidgrue@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Since pee is stored in the balls, will I have to start wearing diapers if I get a vasectomy? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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I was considering getting the surgery but I don't want to be incontinent.

If so, can I hang out my diapers to dry to save on cost?

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If I pour salt on some unsuspecting person, is that assalt? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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do you is stupid? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by daggermoon@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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i$ ye stuopíd?

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What will you never admit? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What sort of trouble are you causing? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's the worst explanation? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's your theory about Swiss cheese? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Did Marx write anything about supporting/critiquing AI? If so, did his inkpen choose the words or did he do it himself? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by patatas@sh.itjust.works to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43135761

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Is the Saxophone Sect of the fediverse becoming too powerful? (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What are you supposed to be doing? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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