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I love this idea but what if he was bernie sanders vice president first?

My biggest complaint for people saying sanders should be next is that I think he's too old, But if john Stewart was his vice president I would love that idea. And then immediately follow up with two terms of Stewart

Pretty sure every alaskan ever would be against this

WTF is happening in the world rn? Why are all the right wingers taking control? I thought it was just the US going through a crazy-stupid phase

I dont make enough to afford a shrink, But I do get one day a sick leave per month to use when I can't get out of bed.

Trust me, I would love to see a head doctor, But this is the best I can do right now

It doesn't mean I don't have mental illness it means i'm doing the best I can with what I got

I would love to have yes man as my personal assistant

Ham & Eggs - "Hey my niggas"

Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast

Just got some at my local HEB, they're still ¢87 there

Sometimes, it really depends on my mood and what im doing

"Seriously? Do I look like I have money?"

Insert Eric Andre meme - " Why would the other politicians do this?"

AI gains sentience,

first thing it develops is impostor syndrome, depression, And intrusive thoughts of self-deletion

Oh fuck... winter is cumming ☹️