tymon

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I have a job, you fucking loser

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I don't expect anything. That's why I'm asking if anyone has any ideas I haven't thought of.

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I wish i could qualify for a loan, or had rich relatives, or had something like that I could sell. Maybe I could sell a kidney

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I'm not sure my ass is powerful enough

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago

$40,000 would pay off all debts for me and my wife, and allow us finally catch our breath. The monthly payments have been annihilating us for years, and neither of our careers have recovered since COVID.

It feels like an endless tunnel.

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no more tv (i.imgur.com)
 
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redditors screaming over lost karma (lemm.ee)
 
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absolutely full. simply brimming. help (lemm.ee)
 
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Help: I'm dealing with hundreds of ripe plums (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by tymon@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Last fall I moved into an apartment with a plum tree in the front yard. I don't know anything about plants or trees or fruit, and now that summer is here there are hundreds of plums dangling off this tree. They're attracting millions of ants, as well as raccoons, possums, rats, and a few bold humans who I've caught plucking from the tree.

I guess I like plums? But there's around a week left until they all fall to the ground and become a horrifying slurry, and I'd rather avoid that.

Any suggestions?

TLDR: Have plum tree, it's bursting with plums, no idea what to do in order to avoid ant apocalypse

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You too can be a Cracker

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the best part of waking up (i.imgur.com)
 

sunday is just monday's waiting room. already tired of the work week

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

This is a good point

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[–] tymon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

the whole de-federating thing is seriously turning me off to the whole concept of lemmy, it's like little dictators with their sceptres cutting off entire communities from each other. it's a major flaw and I hope it gets addressed as lemmy/fediverse evolves, or else it's not going to work