samus12345

joined 2 years ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. The US's peak has come and gone.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But aimed at the wrong people.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The Democrat politicians are rich and will be fine. It's all us non-rich who will be fucked. Way to show them, I guess?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

His eyes have always had that going on.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

True, true, they still assumed a binary choice. Withdrawn!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Maybe his former owner was a stoner and he likes the way it smells.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The pun is great, but they actually didn't assume your tender because they asked what you wanted to use.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Be sure to drink your Vaseline!

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'll do you one better, why is Hexbear??

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