potato_wallrus

joined 1 week ago

I have a cat named Francis, but sometimes I call him Francisco Franco ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You listen to behind the bastards don't you?

[โ€“] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Everyday we tokyo drift further from god

Rupert Murdoch is proof that being an evil son of a bitch makes you practically immortal

Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?

[โ€“] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

"I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself"

Ah fuck it, why not both

[โ€“] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

France has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Quite literally, his house is a giant trash can

Yeah, getting off facebook was probably the best thing for my mental health

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