myeyesburn

I was dropped on my head before i was even ~~born~~ conceived.

Ftfy ;-)

That man's name? "Albert Einstein!"

So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.

Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."

I'm not your buddy, pal!

It's poop. He eats his poop, doesn't he...?

Poor you!! 😆

Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆

Emma

and Tilly!