SirNameHere

I just assumed it was because they secretly wanted me to use SmartTube

In case you still have any actionable info or if someone else finds themselves in a similar situation then please read through here and consider documenting and reporting what you observe. https://usdaoig.oversight.gov/

Curious, does anyone know if the Jarratt, VA Boar's Head facility mentioned in the article employees prison labor from the Greensville Correctional Center just down the street?

With a few mods you should be able to get a functioning kitchen coffee scale machine