That note at the beginning lmao.
"NONONO, WE DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN THE THINGS WE PUBLISHED, THAT'S RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION"
PaulSmackage
joined 3 years ago
And a hotdog is a type of sandwich.
They also invented the landmine, which you should go and frolick in a field of them.
The toothbrush, which you should use more often.
Every New Year's i play the same two songs around midnight: This Year by The Mountain Goats and The Ice of Boston by The Dismemberment Plan. Both help me get through those turn of the year moods.
First half hour is you being a super cool highly trained american spec ops guy being sent behind enemy lines, only to get murked by the actual mc, some guy who used to be a teacher turned nva who now has to fight against the imperialists
Proper chef's knife and vegetable cleaver. Most of my military surplus clothes. A vaccuum sealer. Second hand books. My Traynor YBA-1. Some good boots. There's definitely stuff i forgot, i don't really buy items anymore.
The yapping dog of American Empire.
I think i was mostly over the wreddit crowd when every thread about Mox vs a njpw dad was filled with "literally who?". It's just like, you have the internet. Look him up. It's not hard. But then again, that could be my low tolerance for complaining, especially from what are supposed to be fans. Granted, nobody wants to see me talk about Nick Bockwinkle vs Mad Dog Vachon or how great W*ING was, so that's on me.
Your website will rot on the vine.