GoodMonson

joined 6 days ago
[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Come to think of it, yeah, I’ve never seen Harry Potter and Daniel Radcliffe in the same room together!

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Do they have to take turns on who gets to use the face at different times?

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.

Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah, but only on special occasions.

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 68 points 5 days ago (7 children)

I mean, it seems beyond sociopath. Sociopath is lacking empathy, but to delight in someone else’s misery.. it’s psychotic.

 

Before there was Grand Theft Auto, there was a game called “Crime Fighter” where you had to earn money before the time ran out. You spent your turn (day) setting up ways to make money, which could include robbing a place, kidnapping a kid for ransom, stealing a car, gambling, etc. You could also help get better chances by doing certain things like working out or hiring gang members.

It’s been awhile since I’ve played it, but iirc you have something like 30 days (30 turns) to come up with a certain amount of cash. Once you beat the game, it basically becomes a game of who can hit top score with the most money in 30 days.

It’s surprisingly fun and complex for an MS DOS game. Would definitely recommend to anyone who likes retro games and a turn based grand theft auto type of game. It’s nice because it’s not complete turn based, but you have so many actions you can do in a day.

[–] GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

God I hope someone reads your comment, laughs and accidentally shits and lives the very moment you are describing. Just staring at the face they are now making.