Dr_pepper_spray

I just want to loan out the dick. I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it.

My pronouns are He, He, He.

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit .... because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

Grow teeth......where?

Or it sounds like you shut-ins will do anything to not have to deal with people.

Yes, the convenience of the machine having an error and forcing me to wait while a supervisor wanders over to fix what I, or the machine screwed up.

I fucking hate these things. If they want me to ring up my own groceries they can fucking pay me.

Edit: and to those that think these are the greatest, you're all outstanding, grade A suckers.

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

...it was all cake!

....and then she ate her microphone.

Seeing as how in most markets you can't exactly do what you want for a living (or even close), or acquire the skills because they're behind a steep pay wall, and the only employment you can find is very limited in scope to what the community wants, what's the difference? Most jobs might as well be issued in the mail.