Brokewood

joined 1 year ago
[–] Brokewood@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

They should...

[–] Brokewood@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

[–] Brokewood@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I thought suicides automatically disqualified life insurance claims?

[–] Brokewood@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot the gigantic pipe organ on wheels blaring hentai and pornography.