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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Also applies to all the non-English pages that show up in All

Those Germans do seem to be having fun on the internet, good for them

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I highly recommend the Star Trek franchise.

It's a high concept fantasy that follows a highly fictionalized version of humanity in the future that actually embodies all the benevolent traits that actual humanity lies about having in between fucking one another over.

Spoilers: Actual humanity make a recurring cameo! They're called the "Ferengi" for some reason though.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

O'Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers

Garak=simple tailor

~~Tuvix=don't talk about tuvix~~

Morn=chatterbox, talks a lot

Gorn=big lizard

Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos

Also they're all played by Jeffery Combs

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was just 12 words in when I was sold

E: number hard

I've seen a Star Trek or two and this checks out

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what's going on

We're all as clueless as you are

Live long and may the force be with you

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you Obi-Wan ... you were my only hope

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've never checked whether we have a side-bar ~~here~~ over at Risa, but I think this belongs on it, if that's a thing.

Edit: I got a little lost. I think I might have granted this post honorary Risa Memedom accidentally, too.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh. Apparently Risa is leaking.

Also, good job Memes for breaking into my dedicated Risa feed!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol we are slowly breaching containment

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the Borg's spellcheck broke lol

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ha!!

I'll leave it as a way Homer would spell it.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a "level-headed diplomat"

Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I'm pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Everyone is welcome to enjoy the star trek memes!

I think there are a lot of lurkers who are just along for the ride, lol

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Risa offers jahamaron to all!

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Upvoted! Also, refer to OP meme.

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

This is a good place for Star Trek-related Simpsons memes too.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I just silenced these subs(is it called a sub? I'm new). I don't have anything against, I just felt like I wasn't the right audience. I watched some of the old school series, it was fun mostly, just never got really into.