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Transcription: a Twitter thread from Gary Bernhardt.

  • You, the one who is reading this! You don't need Kubernetes!
  • Also microservices.
  • Also queues that are separate from your primary database (for most apps).
  • Google cosplay is not business-critical.

Source: https://twitter.com/garybernhardt/status/1344341213575483399

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ThuleanPerspective@eviltoast.org 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

None of those things are required but they sure do help.

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