"...daughter dearest."
"Wow, this guy programs."
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"...daughter dearest."
"Wow, this guy programs."
Mr Tibbs
I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"
Also codemancer
I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.
Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.
"Software Development Engineer"
Coder isn't a professional title. Software engineer and engineer are very broad of a term, because they can cover alot of work that's not directly coding software. Not all programmers write software code, some just 'program' software that's already written.
So i think developer is the best term for someone that 'develops' and write software code for a living. Or even software developer, those terms are interchangable.
Light Monkey
Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided
Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”
"coder-codewriter"
I am partial to "code monkey"
On a serious note, I usually refer to myself as a developer or a software engineer when I wanna sound a bit more important.
If you call them engineers I'm going to engineer your femur into two pieces.
Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.