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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"...daughter dearest."

"Wow, this guy programs."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago
[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

"Software Development Engineer"

[–] 00x0xx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Coder isn't a professional title. Software engineer and engineer are very broad of a term, because they can cover alot of work that's not directly coding software. Not all programmers write software code, some just 'program' software that's already written.

So i think developer is the best term for someone that 'develops' and write software code for a living. Or even software developer, those terms are interchangable.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Light Monkey

[–] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago

Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

"coder-codewriter"

[–] klisurovi4@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

I am partial to "code monkey"

On a serious note, I usually refer to myself as a developer or a software engineer when I wanna sound a bit more important.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 points 8 months ago

If you call them engineers I'm going to engineer your femur into two pieces.

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

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