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Ahh...yes...new "code-free" framework (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 105 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Uh... calling .exe cross platform is a choice.

[–] Static_Rocket@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cross platform! You know, accessible across all our platforms

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously

[–] Damage@feddit.it 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well, .exes run on at least two major operating systems!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 14 points 8 months ago

Windoze 10 and 11?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Provided you've managed to configure your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS in such a way that you have enough base memory available to run it.

[–] julianh@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

wine

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry what?

[–] autokludge@programming.dev 112 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

For those not in the loop: https://programming.dev/post/10307658

I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 17 points 8 months ago

Heheheheheheh this is pretty funny then

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

Damn you got me, had already forgot about that

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ape, Actually Portable Executable

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

~~Neat idea but it needs the ape loader to be installed.~~

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It comes with the launcher embedded.

Now you may be asking, what happens if the APE loader isn't installed on my system? In that case, it'll try to dd the 4kb copy of the APE loader that's embedded within the host executable, out to the safest folder that's guaranteed to work, namely ${TMPDIR:-${HOME:-.}}/.ape. If your operating system defines the POSIX-specified $TMPDIR variable, then the ape loader will become $TMPDIR/.ape. Otherwise if $HOME is defined, it's dropped in in $HOME/.ape. Then, if neither is defined, ./.ape is created in the current directory

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

Thanks, I missed it.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

Lmao 😂

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 8 months ago

Replaces the older .com format, also compatible with the .bat and .lnk wrappers too.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

chemical free

[–] GarlicToast@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

DNA free

[–] anders@rytter.me 1 points 8 months ago

@devilish666 hm. how does that work?