Bender's Gate 3
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I just want one dialog tree in BG3 with the option "Bite my shiny metal ass." "Shut up, baby. I know it." or "Daffodil"
Avatar Korra finished paying off her debt to Tom Nook
Paul Atreides’ Pro Sandworm Rider 4
Saul Goodman inherits a Rogue Trader's empire?
Necesse + Dune. Just turned into a really hard sandbox survival game
The Matrix + No Man's Sky. Oddly enough, it fits quite well because...
spoiler
...both of them explore the idea of living in a simulation.
Little Alex Horne laying tasks for the absolute on Taskmaster: Baldur's Gate Edition.
Dwarf Fortress and Doctor Who? I... can't even picture it.
Edit: I don't know why I thought it had to be a Dwarf Fortress style game in the Doctor Who universe, but actually, I'd absolutely watch a show about some time traveling dwarves! Strike the Time Vortex!
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Vampire Survivors vs. X-men (the 90's animated series)
Oh, that sounds cool actually
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One Piece meets Horizon Dawn?
Those robot dinosaurs do not stand a chance.
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Pathfinder: Kingmaker but the playable characters are the cast from New Girl.
Robin Hood: Men In Tights and Sid Meier's Pirates!
That could work! Get Mel Brooks writing and give Cary Elwes a new sword.
So... The Princess Bride?
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I guess Paul Atreides will be journeying to save the world from Shinra and Sephiroth. That shit is gonna get weird.
Alternatively, Avalanche joins the Fremen. I would watch the fuck out of that
The last movie I watched was Oppenheimer and I'm playing Hogwarts Legacy (obligatory FU JK Rowling.) So we're gonna nuke the wizards I guess?
Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?
Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.
Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
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Death Standing and The Bear. I guess basically Norman Reedus bringing a quarrelling Italian American family back together by doing Door Dash?
Alien insinuates itself into peaceful and kind community plotting to wipe out humanity. Might actually be a good game. Have to stop the alien before it triggers apocalypse, except you don’t know which person is the alien, and you can’t just kill off everyone to solve the problem. Have to keep it on the DL because everyone will either panic or think you’re nuts because you’re looking for an alien.
Resident Alien + Stardew Valley.
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Star Trek: Voyager + Brotato
Looks like my voyage back to the alpha quadrant is gonna be a lot more violent than I thought.
Cyberpunk, everywhere, all at once
Cyberpunk 2077 and cyberpunk edge runners. So literally fuck all has changed lol
I guess the Zelda characters are going on Jeopardy.
Trebek: ...and what do you do for a living?
Link: ...
Solo Leveling x Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
So.... Kinda just FF7 where Cloud is even more of an emo loaner than he already is?
That's no fun so let's go back one show further....
Battlestar Galactica (2013) x FF7R
Chadley has decided to wipe us out. We're fracked.
Sniper elite and Bluey. We find out Bandit's job I guess
Flight out of LaGuardia is forced to ditch on water after its engines ingest a gaggle of broomstick-riding witches and a hippogriff. (Sully + Hogwarts Legacy)
Faster than light + Tokyo Vice
So a spaceship full of journalists are trying to escape a fleet of Yakuza so that they can report on a breaking story. Gameplay includes making/breaking ties with factions of Yakuza and reporting on smaller stories along the way. Featuring Ansel Elgort and Ken Watanabe
I'd play it
King of the Hill and Saints Row. I predict a lot of propane explosions, a extremely frustrated Hank and Dale in his absolute best.
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Dune part 2 meets Monster Hunter World. I guess we're hunting Shai-Hulud.
Super Mario Odyssey and Twin Peaks. It can actually work.
Dune 2 and Flight Simulator 2020. Which… actually has an existing crossover DLC, believe it or not. They recently released it. You get to fly an Ornithopter around the movie scenery. I haven’t tried it myself as I prefer realism, but supposedly it’s pretty good.
I don't even want to know what the crossover of Helldivers 2 and Cocomelon would be.
Ugh I just thought of it:
Democracy. Democracy. It's time to spread democracy.
Yes, yes, yes, I like to spread democracy.
Good. Good. Democracy's good for you.
Yes, yes, yes, I like it woo.
I just can't stop laughing at this...if I could give you more than one up vote, I would.
small soldiers and lawnmower simulator.
so just that one scene in the movie.
this was boring.
House m.d. + beacon pines
I guess we got a sherlock homes in the cute and creepy story of beacon pines now.
I don't watch a lot of series so that's probably Sword Art Online Abridged... x OpenTTD
So it's probably about getting stuck inside a video game but the stated goal is to build a transportation network that spans the world. And if you're bankrupt in game, you die for real.
I’m going to say that watching sports counts, so we’re in for some Hockey Helldivers
Hitman and Brooklyn 99
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are now sitting around the fire in The Bannered Mare, Whiterun.
Always Sunny in Philadelphia and HellDivers 2.
"The Gang defends Democracy"
Okay, so we've got an entire new range of Family Guy skins for Guild Wars 2. I can sort of see Stewie as an Asura... and then we realize it's a Meg episone. A 175kg, 210cm Nord Meg episode.
Holy shit. Last movie was High Life with Robert Pattinson.
Last game I played was Elder Scrolls Oblivion.
It don't add up.
Halo and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. Any money the chief gets the orb.
The X-Files and Hogwarts Legacy. Mulder and Scully investigate the wizarding world
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