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Texas Tech DB Tyler Owens says he doesn't believe in space (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 8 months ago by inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Man got pokemon and concussions mixed up and tried to catch them all

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Remember, he's a college student.

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

ain't gotta have the smarts to play the foosball

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Remember to reach for the stars because the stars don't have arms to reach for you!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 8 months ago

There is no such thing as space all the planets are just bunched up together you can walk to Mars. It's all the conspiracy by big NASA.

[–] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 7 points 8 months ago

This guy's ignorance probably extends to not knowing anything about Buzz Aldrin's religious communion on the Moon.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I volunteer him for the Mars colony.

[–] naknaS@feddit.nu 6 points 8 months ago

Don't look up!

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Well he obviously wasn't picked for his intellect.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Oh no, he figured out the sky is just a crusty jpeg!

Deploy the Illuminati agents.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Some people just shouldn't be part of society.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Dont hold it against him, this rambling wreck might make a heck of an engineer someday.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

I don't know anything about American football, or baseball and I guess DB doesn't mean database.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

He surely won't mind if we shoot him into the outer part of "that in which he doesn't believe" then.

[–] BigTrout75@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Seems to have a lot of head space

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