Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

[–] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Destroying a coal mine with magic

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...

Fuck I love Minecraft!

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

[–] Blank@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

What is Batman?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

[–] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I swear officer, I don't know how those 15 aces got in this deck....