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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Don't give elon any ideas.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 9 months ago

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

[–] w00@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Error also has a nice ring to it

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[–] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

don't forget Ada

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  • Orphan Process
  • Null
  • Char
  • Object
  • Instance
  • Bug
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 8 months ago

php, pronounced philip

[–] AmidFuror@kbin.chat 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

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[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

[–] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago
[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] capital@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Killer’s my middle name.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

Boolean ftw XD

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

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[–] GarlicToast@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago
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