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Error also has a nice ring to it

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

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This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

Don't give elon any ideas.

don't forget Ada

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

Ada?

Exception Segfault Binary

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

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OOM

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

Boolean ftw XD

Forindo Iffi **int

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

most are bad names