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My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.
This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.
This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.
https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/
The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.
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Really?
don't forget Ada
- Orphan Process
- Null
- Char
- Object
- Instance
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My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.
PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP
php, pronounced philip
We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.
If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”
My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave
Exception Segfault Binary
My dogs are Ping and Ruby
Ada?
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I've seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋
I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.
Forindo Iffi **int
Boolean ftw XD
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