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Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.
It's Sims 2 all over again.
And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree.
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What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?
They're currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names
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"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child
OOP issues LOL!
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Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)
You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it
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"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"
Little baby FORTRAN
A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.
When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂
Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.
That's probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious.
Definitely naming my next dog Byte.
Edit: Petabyte!
Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child
This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)
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Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today
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How could they forget Pascal :/
Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names
As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.
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Oop
Nothing beats Bobby Tables.
I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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Eula.
I like "Vectoria".
Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.
My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.
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