A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. "These idiots are a good mark. They don't know to fight back!"

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I for real thought it was from the dad jokes sub. I was super relieved when I realized it was a link to a news story about an actual bear, and not that the punchline was supposed to be that the bear was black and stole something.

[–] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds bad. But black bears ate the nicest bears. Genrally just scared of people. I lived in altanta for a while. Bears entered the surrounding cities every now and then. Got stuck onnlampposts trying to avoid people. Now brown bears will fuck you up.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

…and no chickens had to cross the road.

[–] Hedup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I honestly thought this is a post in some kind of jokes community.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

They were just looking for a sugar-mama.

[–] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Whoops, I saw your username and clicked expecting an aiel humor type punchline lol

[–] palordrolap@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Were they sugar free and were they to help him do that thing that we often ask if bears do in the woods?

[–] deezbutts@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Come with me, little ones, you are free from this prison

[–] ladyofthrowaway@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe there was a picture of bears on the packaging and it thought that meant pet food for bears lol