this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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Excellent use of the new template 🫑

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

When it's taco Tuesday and you're wearing a skirt to work.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And that's when you step out as someone is stepping in.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I call that the Dutch lift.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!"

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

I like the way you think OP

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, "you did it." Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

TouchΓ©, salesman.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like you didn't check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!