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[โ€“] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

my experience: A

my degree: B

jobs available: XYZ

[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Jobs seem more about wanking off the bosses ego than anything else ๐Ÿคท .

[โ€“] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's great news because I'm a master bater!

[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

git 'er done!

[โ€“] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LOL I'm literally feeling this as I rewrite my resume to get ready to jump ship to a new job before they relocate. Wish me luck lemmings! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 8 points 9 months ago

Good luck witch

[โ€“] taanegl@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Paralelle universe Tucker Carlson at a Russian supermarket

Check mate, liberals.

[โ€“] Comradesexual@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And even "no skill" jobs now require 3-5 years of experience minimum.

[โ€“] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah it sucks

[โ€“] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

[off topic]

"Discover What You Are Best At," by Linda Gail.

I never liked any of the jobs I'd ever had. Got injured on the job and had some time off to actually explore my options. Someone suggested this book and it changed my life. Six self administered tests to see what you do well already, and a list of jobs that use those skills.

I had a list of a dozen jobs that they said I might be a good fit for. Took a class to get certified and found I liked it right away.

[โ€“] Cypher@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Iโ€™m not in this picture, thanks for cheering me up