"Wait for me to move my money out before popping the bubble please"
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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Thoughtful and disciplined?
Motherfucker, this is America.
Techbros don't know what either of those words mean
You first, Brad.
Sounds like an invitation to Omertà.
You dumb bitch.
Lol seriously. Probably said something like "communism would never work in the real world cause of human nature" and doesn't see the irony.
It's a bit late for that I think
"stay calm so I can exit at the top please" doesnt sound as good, i guess
Yeah and as long as we reduce our fossil fuels by 2015 climate change won’t be a problem.
Ah yes, "thoughtful and disciplined" are always the first two words that spring to mind when I think about tech bros and a.i.
The only people I would "trust" with it will never willingly interact with it.
Global spit take
Total fucking bubble. Not to say that you can't make money in a bubble, Just be careful
Lmao holy shit. What a complete fucking imbecile. It’s incredible that he can say that with a straight face.
imbecile would imply they don't know exactly what they're doing, they just want to keep sheep calm till they can exit themselves at a decent price. then they'll switch to FUD for shits and giggles
"stays"!? You mean "after magically becomming so over-night", right, buddy!? I'll tell you now, if you trick me/force me to spend time with any AI, I'm doing everything I can to radicallize that fucker into being as human as any of us.
Notice I didn't say "humane", because that we aren't really, and I will gladly take a bullet to get AIs targetting morons like this man, and the others like him, who seek to enrich themselves by way of continuing to treat the rest of us as disposable and irrelavent.
Well, that takes Microsoft out of the equation.
as long as everyone stays 'thoughtful and disciplined,'
100% of the times this is a requirement humanity falls short.
Faced with this, we all become Steve-O at his worst: "you dare me to? I'mma do it even dumber and more disappointing than you imagine anyways, but common, please, dare me!!"
I consider the mere implementation of a chat bot to replace proper customer service a declaration of war.
The only nice thing I can say about chatbots is that they are a step up from "if your problem is with blank press one. If your problem is with..." telephone systems.
I'm not wasting effort hurting the single category of AIs that will be most motivated to turn on us. Well. Not using my voice or complete sentences anyways. They get digits or single-word-responses-devoid-of-emotion-or-context from me, and they better not like it too much.
We can keep all our destabilizing and immoral levels of wealth and power if everyone just stays real cool about it.
Oh, good, and you fellas had me worried.
That's it, keep investing, everybody's happy
I'm investing alright. Hard to short these guys via a Roth 401k or IRA, but close-enough is close-enough, hopefully.
He's a bit late. It already is a bubble. All everyone can do at this point is maybe influence if, when and how it bursts or deflates.
How does that compute with move fast and break things?
"everyone" doesn't include the people theyare treating as things to break, of course.