"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
"It'll work"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
We're not here to fuck spiders
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
Only 1 way to find out...
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
βI wonderβ¦β
"we've all gotta die someday!"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
Hey y'all watch this!
This time it'll be different
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
Risk it for the biscuit
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Looked good on paper
Well, let's see what we get.
Iβll apologize later
Just one more
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Go big or go home.
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... π
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Hold my beer, Imma try something